**Too stoned to Care Bear.** 🌿🌈 For the 90s kids who grew up with Care Bears and somehow ended up with a very different method of achieving inner peace. This nostalgic mashup brings together childhood comfort and grown-up 420 chaos for a tee that's equal parts cute, inappropriate, and extremely chill. Perfect for cannabis lovers, nostalgic millennials, and anyone currently operating on a strict **not my problem** policy. **Details:** * Classic unisex fit * Comfortable everyday tee * Multiple colors & sizes available * Printed to order * Free US shipping **No thoughts. No stress. Just vibes.** • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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