“I May Look Calm, but in My Head I’ve Pecked You Three Times” pairs a colorful, bespectacled chicken with a hilariously restrained warning. The retro sunset and playful poultry artwork capture the difference between appearing peaceful and thinking decidedly less peaceful thoughts.Wear it while tending the coop, visiting the farmers market, running errands, or whenever staying calm requires a very active imagination.Printed on a lightweight unisex V-neck jersey tee made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blends, and the side-seamed retail fit gives it a clean everyday shape.Details Combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color Modern unisex V-neck fit Side-seamed construction with a tear-away label Machine washable; tumble dry
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