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Mentally Offline - Unisex Tee

$20.00

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Physically present. Mentally buffering. 😅 Our “Mentally Offline” unisex tee is for the people who are out in public, doing the things… but their brain has fully logged off. Clean, bold lettering keeps it simple and wearable, while the message does all the talking for you. Perfect for errands, school drop-off, work-from-home days, or anytime you’re running on vibes and caffeine. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

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