“Just Pretend That I’m Not Here—That’s What I’m Doing” captures the desire to disappear mentally while remaining inconveniently present in person. Typewriter-style lettering and loose handwritten script give the introverted observation a quiet, understated look.Wear it to crowded gatherings, busy workplaces, social obligations, or anywhere your body arrived without your enthusiasm.Printed on a lightweight unisex V-neck jersey tee made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blends, and the side-seamed retail fit gives it a clean everyday shape.Details Combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color Modern unisex V-neck fit Side-seamed construction with a tear-away label Machine washable; tumble dry
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