“If I Give You a Straw, Will You Suck the Fun Out of Someone Else’s Day?” pairs a delightfully sharp comeback with a playful retro woman and sparkling accents. The design is perfect for anyone who has officially reached their limit with unnecessary negativity.Wear it for workdays, casual outings, girls’ nights, or whenever the resident joy thief needs a helpful suggestion.Printed on a lightweight unisex jersey muscle tank made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blends, and the open armholes make it easy to wear alone or layer.Details Combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color Lightweight unisex retail fit Sleeveless muscle-tank cut Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label Machine washable; tumble dry
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