CANNABEM FUMO ERGO ELATUS SUM Unisex t-shirt CANNABEM FUMO ERGO ELATUS SUM Unisex t-shirt Meaning “I smoke cannabis, therefore I am elevated.” This tee flips a classic philosophical phrase into something modern—calm, confident, and self-aware. It’s not loud or flashy. It’s for people who know exactly who they are and don’t need to explain it. When you wear it, it doesn’t feel like a typical “weed shirt.” It feels sharper. More intentional. Like you’re tapped in—relaxed, but thinking clearly. Elevated, but still grounded. Clean design, premium feel, and a message that hits without trying too hard. Philosopher Stoner — for those who think higher. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm) XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4 S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94 M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1 L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3 XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5 2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
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